Fookin Annoying Chatboxes

The pom, pom's are out in full farce, thumbing the inside of their hairy nostrils, flicking gooey boogers at we naysayers of Instigibtv or anything Vaughn.tv related. Clinging to the knees of their Lord and Master Mark, sipping his yellow flavored Kool-Aid over this weekend success on allowing casters to illegally stream GTAV, before its officially released date.
I hate pulling the wool from over voluptous heads or evaporate that teardrops of joy running out of the Vaughn's pupils. I however, must be the prick that pops the Bubbles, by letting you know and understand this moment of bliss is only till GTAV's official release.

Rockstargaming has requested the game to be streamed on it's release date. TwitchTV one of the major sources of social gaming casters is banning all streamers broadcasting content before the launch, especially after the Red Dead Redemption episode that left eggs on their faces. Rockstargaming called Twitch or at the time Justintv's gaming section out, for allowing multiple streams before it officially hit the store. Tickle me Elmo, but 12am midnite hits, the flock of squatters will disperse and cling back to the almighty cocks of TwitchTV.

Taking it upon myself I pull the joint from inbetween my teeth and speaks my inner peace. I don't hate the Vaughn's nor due I want to see the site sink into oblivion, or see Ivlog as anything special. However, Mark's site is simular to Noah's Ark, covered in shit by two monkeys, who often, leads me into position myself, to place my crooked arrow into their knees. Using my senseless, brutal to the educated mind grammer, to poke and stick our floundering, twisted rules, duos soggy feces, because when shits going down those two pin heads are usaully centerstage.

How do I love Miss Scruffy, some want to place her on a pit of fire, like the bloody Salem Witch Trials. I on the other hand would love to place her over my lap and soothe the inner beast dying to be freed from its shackles, as my darlin Scruffy's Bible wieghs a ton, although I gather it's an image she concucted for the feeble minds.

My opinions differ from a many, however the grain of salt is, I consider myself a Bipolar Blogger who leaves you masturbating and switching your brains off.lulz